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Crumpet Voluntary Oliver Grape

Crumpet Voluntary

Oliver Grape

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ISBN : 9780860070986
Mass Market Paperback
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If this is the permissive society, I’d be better off with the Co-Op!When Mum won the family a free holiday to the sun-drenched Costa del Sol, I reckoned my big break had come. I mean, you’re always hearing about English girls abroad, and then there’sMoreIf this is the permissive society, I’d be better off with the Co-Op!When Mum won the family a free holiday to the sun-drenched Costa del Sol, I reckoned my big break had come. I mean, you’re always hearing about English girls abroad, and then there’s all the local crumpet.But somehow things didn’t quite work out like that at the Hotel Qualido. It was bad enough getting Gran to the airport, but when she got loose at a bullfight – talk about a nightmare. What with Ron freaking out, Candice and the waiters, Mum and Dad on the beach, I didn’t stand a chance. In fact if it hadn’t been for Mrs Hildegarde and Lavinia, I reckon I’d have been better off at home.